Meet the Chaps who are Responsible (guilty)
for anything to do with Noisy Budgie
This is Brian, our founder and Instigator. He has been affectionately known as Damage from and early age, mainly due to his ability to fall out of trees, taking that dodgy ski line and his talent at crashing mountain bikes at high speed. Brian spent many years wandering about in the Sahara Desert, mainly with bizarre and sometimes creepy geologists, nomads and other vagabonds. Time is odd when you are dreaming. Sometimes the whole night goes in a flash. Others, it seems like hours, but on the clock only a few minutes have passed. Subjective time slows down when you are asleep and dreaming (either it sometimes slows and sometimes speeds, or it always slows and the speeding is an illusion due to forgetting most of your dreams when you wake up). Eight hours on the clock is forty or fifty in your head.
Dream a lot, believe and they will come true.
This is Naz, Noisy Budgie's very special Master Brewer, Distiller and fellow "FUTURE" believer. Naz's previous career and work experience is shrouded in mystery. We are extremely confident, about 23.4%, that he is from North Korea. He claims that his parents were physicists from Tobermory on the Isle of Mull, West Scotland, but we dont buy that one! However, no matter where he is from, he is producing the most marvelously crafted beers imaginable. He has also recently set up our system to incorporate craft gin, craft vodka and in three years and a day, a very special craft single malt whisky.
This is Mike. He is an uneven Partner and former beach volleyball professional. After his volleyball career was cut short due to incurable gout, Mike spent the last 10 years or so searching the globe for the answers to life's biggest questions- Who? What? Where? When? He once believed enlightenment was embedded in the worlds deepest oil wells! He was wrong! Extensive scientific research has proved the answers to be as follows:- Who? Noisy Budgie What? Beer Where? Spain When? Now!!
This is Jim and he is also fairly uneven. Until recently, Jim was working for a Major U. S. broadcaster specializing in bogus propaganda and was instrumental in the birth and the spreading of Fake News. However, after he was exposed in a Zimbabwean Government sting operation, a career change was essential. Following a short period in hiding, he re-emerged with an unstable weakness for craft beer and cocktails. Luckily for Noisy Budgie, we found him first!
This is Jhone. Jhone looks about 15 years old and is always asked for proof of age, which he loves! He likes aeroplanes and likes tidying up. Jhone talks about planes and clouds and weather and flying and speed and going fast and planes a lot! Apart from all of that stuff, Speedy J LOVES beeeer! He keeps turning up at the brewery with weird and wonderful beers from all over Spain, Europe and from the USA! We dont complain though, as drinking (sorry tasting) beer is our job! How cool is that!
Connar the CRAFTY
This is Connar the Crafty! He is our unofficial guinepig, erm sorry taster. Here in this photo he was happily trying a new brew, which alas did not go to plan. Dont worry though, Connar was not harmed in any way during the tasting of this beer. He continues to work with us on a consulting basis, where his expertise, and more importantly, capacity are very much desirable and to a ceratiain degree, merchandisable! Connar also operates a consultancy firm specialising in drinking games and volumetric consumption.
Pedro the Control
This is Pedro. He is very un-uneven! Rational and impartial. Objective and Reasonable. Pedro is the real organiser, controller, arranger and planner. With military style precision, things that only he knows about that needs sorted out are organised and completed. Even the things that don’t need sorted out are sorted out. A man of a few thousand words (in every message), he will sort stuff out quickly professionally. Pedro is also the Lunatic controller.